Some things that make me want to kill everyone.
Well
Ranting time
....HOW THE FUCK IS PUTTING WATER ON LETTUCE SUPPOSE TO KEEP IT FRESH and "CRISP"?
Seriously it makes it soggy and nasty..
What the fuck, seriously my mom is a dumbass!
Then there's the old "Fresh and Crisp Water!"
HOW THE FUCK CAN WATER BE CRISP?"
That's like me saying
Oh look my nice and liquidy steak emmmmmmmmmm.
Also if your filter is sooo god damn bad that you have crunchy water coming out
......
THERE IS SOMETHING FUCKING WRONG DUMBASS...
Stop being a cheap bitch and but yourself a new filter so you don't become the first person ever to die from untouched, non drugged/poisoned water.
You would be remembered as the FUCKING DUMBASS OF THE CENTURY.